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"I'm not fat. I'm festively plump."

"I learned that love is like a baseball game: you just never know when someone is going to steal second."

"I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. It feels like a test to see how much ugliness a person can take."

"South Park" is all about "let’s take a shot at everybody."

"If I take myself too seriously, I’ll just become an idiot."

"The Daily Show" is like a big pressure valve, releasing the steam that is society."

"I think you should be able to make fun of everything."

"Political correctness to me is just intellectual colonialism."

"There is no "offensive" when it comes to comedy."

"I like to think of my audience as a group of people who are all stuck in an elevator together. They may not know each other, but they’re all going to be relying on me to get them out."