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I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

The media's the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and the guilty innocent, and that's power. Because they control the minds of the masses.

If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. And if you do have integrity, nothing else matters.

In a world where so many are hungry for fame and desperate for attention, the greatest gift you can give someone is to simply listen to them.

If you believe in something, you have to go for it. No matter what.

You don't have to be an expert to be interested.

For me, the hardest thing about being a young comedian is just knowing when is the right time to leave the safety of your day job and devote yourself full-time to comedy.

When you make the finding yourself, even if you’re the last person on Earth to see the light, you’ll never forget it.

Being able to laugh at yourself softens the blows of life.